The Index, Part 2

The Magisterium exercised by the EF has felt the need to add the following to the Index already published here. All the Church’s faithful are requested to avoid so much as thinking of the following concepts under pain of incurring our most grievous displeasure.

America Online

The American Revolution

Animal “rights”

Anthony Ruff

Archbishop Weakland

Aristotelian objections to creatio ex nihilo, Plato, the immortality of the soul, and the multiplicity of human intellects

Benedictine sodomites in Minnesota (You know who you are.)

Bishops (including popes) who fail to use the imperial we

Blogs

Cardinal Bernadine

Complaining

Conciliarism

The Da Vinci Code

Dan Schutte and his “music”

Dead Man Walking

Emplotment
Excising verses from the psalms

Gynoforce

Liminality

Liturgical Renewal

Love bubbles

Metanarratives

MTV
"Muslim" instead of "Mohammedan"

Muumuus

Objections to the just use of capital punishment

Objections to relics, relics, images, and the Immaculate Conception

Omitting the Athanasian Creed

Pacifism

Paisley neckties

Peace Studies

People who refuse to pull their pants up

Phallogocentrism (the word not the idea)

Pornocracy

Pronouncing Te Deum as tedium

The prefix inter- in unacceptable neologisms (e.g. interfaith, intersex, intertextuality)

Puritanism

Refusal to argue from facts or to argue rationally at all

Samuel Becket

Separatism

Sister Hellen Prejean

Social network theory

Spending too much money on pets

Spiritual angular alignment (with anything)

Things you need to be happy

The Thirty-Nine Articles of the C of E

Turning nouns into verbs in an unacceptable fashion (e.g. to parameterize)

Twitter

Universalism

Vegan alternatives to meat products

Waiting for Godot

Whining

Wrongly pronouncing English or Latin

Your truth (but not mine)